Expect something absolutely nuts to happen in the next five and a half weeks.
The World Cup does something to people, be it the pressure of having the weight of a nation on their shoulders or just pure madness, footballers regularly abandon all reason and logic in a manic pursuit of that solid gold trophy. Headbutts, spitting, diving, biting, crying, cheating, and thieving… whatever it takes to make it big on the biggest sporting event on the planet.

20. Die a Hero or Live Long Enough to Become the Villain (1998)

Although he was a heroic figure in England, the unprovoked red card for David Beckham against Argentina in 1998 caused the country to collectively lose its mind.
Beckham’s flicked kick at Diego Simeone led to a ten-man England to an agonizing defeat on penalties. It led to the Manchester United player becoming a domestic hate figure for months as he was blamed by the media and an unforgiving football public. An effigy of him was even hung at West Ham United.

19. Inaugural Tournament Chaos (1930)

Take your pick from a multitude of mad events at the inaugural World Cup in 1930, such as Egypt not participating in the tournament because they literally missed the boat, or the United States physio reportedly being knocked out on the pitch by his own chloroform bottle, or the story of a Romanian player’s mother believing he was dead as he did not return home with the team, only for him to turn up alive and well on the day of his funeral.

18. Somebody Stole the World Cup (1966)

Three months before the 1966 World Cup, the tournament’s most important piece of silverware simply vanished.

The actual trophy, at the time named as the Jules Rimet Trophy, was on display at an exhibition in Westminster, London. On the morning of 20 March, someone sneaked into the building, removed a door handle, bypassed a couple of simple locks and walked away with the World Cup.

The theft caused national embarrassment. England was preparing to host the biggest sporting event in the world, only for the trophy itself to disappear months before kick-off. Police launched an investigation, but it was somebody’s pet dog named ‘Pickles’ who discovered the missing trophy. The most prized possession in world football was left inside a package wrapped in newspaper beneath a hedge in south London.

Pickles became an overnight celebrity, appearing in newspapers, television programs and even attending official celebrations after England won the tournament.

17. The Ghost Goal (1966)

Just months after Pickles found the trophy, England made it to the final at home, and faced West Germany. It was level in extra time when Geoff Hurst smashed a shot against the crossbar. The ball bounced down and out. Soviet referee Tofiq Bahramov signaled that it had crossed the line and the goal was awarded.

England went on to win 4-2 and lift their only World Cup. Decades later, fans still debate whether the ball actually crossed the line. Few moments have generated more controversy, particularly given it happened in a World Cup final.

16. The Disgrace of Gijón (1982)

An Algerian fan waves a bank note showing their disgust at what they think is a fixed drawn match between the two teams West Germany v Austria World Cup 1982 played in Gijon. Photograph: Colorsport/Rex

Algeria looked set to reach the second round after defeating West Germany earlier in the tournament. But because final group matches were not played simultaneously, West Germany and Austria knew exactly what needs to be done.

In the final fixture against Austria, West Germany took the lead after 10 minutes through Horst Hrubesch. From that point, both teams largely stopped attacking. The ball was passed around without urgency. Neither side showed much interest in changing the score line.

When crowd realized what was happening, fans booed relentlessly, waved banknotes and mocked both teams. Television commentators criticized the spectacle, with one Austrian commentator urging viewers to switch off their televisions.

The match finished 1-0, eliminating Algeria. FIFA was so embarrassed by the controversy that it introduced simultaneous final group-stage kick-offs, a rule that remains in place till today.

15. Kuwait Prince Stops the Match (1982)

France appeared to have scored their fourth goal against Kuwait during a group-stage match at the 1982 World Cup. Several Kuwaiti players had stopped playing after hearing what they believed was a whistle from the crowd, but the French attack continued and ended in a goal.

The Kuwaitis protested furiously. Then Sheikh Fahad Al-Ahmad Al-Sabah, a member of Kuwait’s ruling family and head of the country’s football association, walked onto the pitch from the VIP area and confronted the referee.

After several minutes of argument, the referee made an astonishing decision. The goal was disallowed.

Players, spectators and television audiences were left stunned. FIFA later fined Kuwait, while the referee faced heavy criticism for allowing himself to be influenced.

France still won 4-1, but the incident remains one of the strangest episodes in World Cup history. Why would a goal be overturned? Because a prince walked onto the field and demanded it!?

14. Suarez goal-line handball rescues Uruguay, angers all Africa (2014)

An African nation was on the brink of World Cup semifinals for the very first time. Deep into extra time, Ghana was about to sink Uruguay. But the ball did not cross the line.
For Uruguayans, Luiz Suarez became a martyr who sacrificed himself to save his nation. A last-minute Ghana goal was stopped on the line with his hand.
Without his intervention, Uruguay would have lost. Ghana’s Asamoah Gyan hit the crossbar from the spot. Uruguay won the resulting penalty shootout.
“I don’t apologize for it,” Suarez cackled (probably) when the countries met again at the 2022 World Cup. “The Ghana player (Asamoah Gyan) missed the penalty, not me.”

13. Lampard’s Non-Goal (2010)

England were 2-1 down to Germany in the last 16 of the 2010 World Cup, Lampard lobbed goalkeeper Manuel Neuer, the ball bounced off the underside of the bar and landed well behind the goal line.
However, neither the referee nor the linesman see it cross the line. No goal!
England lost 4-1. FIFA president Sepp Blatter apologized. And two years later, goal-line technology was brought into the sport.
“It changed the game for the better,” Lampard later said. Just not that game.

12. Battle of Nuremburg (2006)

World Cup debutant Cristiano Ronaldo, 21, became a casualty of the Battle of Nuremburg.
When a football match is so violent it has its own Wikipedia page, you know it was lively. The match was named after the armed “Battle of Nuremberg” during World War II in April 1945 in Nuremberg, Germany.
It was the round of sixteen of the 2006 World Cup. The match between Netherlands and Portugal got heated. Well, heated might be an understatement.  Four red cards and sixteen yellows.
It started in the second minute with Mark van Bommel’s booking. Cristiano Ronaldo limped off the field in tears after a bad foul. A headbutt from Luis Figo, a touchline melee, a brawl when the Netherlands did not give Portugal the ball back. Lots of pushing, lots of kicking. Brawls broke out with almost every foul. Costinha was sent off just before half time – a second yellow for a deliberate handball. Dutch were down to ten men as well, after Boulahrouz was shown a second yellow as he elbowed Figo. The Portuguese were down to nine men as Deco was shown yellow twice in the span of five minutes. Van Bronckhorst was shown red in the fifth minute of stoppage time – the Dutch were no less physical.
Maniche’s first half goal was what separated the two. Portugal would go on to knock out England on penalties, and reach the semifinals. It was the tournament that most younger Millennials and older Gen Z fans of Portugal fell in love with the nation.

11. France Players go on Strike (2010)

The French captain Patrice Evra, left, walks away after an argument with the fitness coach Robert Duverne, second right, who stormed off the training field despite attempts by Raymond Domenech, right, to calm him. Photograph: Franck Fife/AFP/Getty Images
France manager Raymond Domenech failed to steer his team out of the group stage at the 2010 World Cup amid a squad mutiny.
He expelled Nicolas Anelka from the group after the Chelsea striker reportedly told him where to go (the exact words used are disputed and Anelka once launched legal action over the content, so we’ll leave it at that), during a half-time argument.
The players revolted, boycotting training over Anelka’s treatment. It didn’t work. He was banned for 18 games instead. The team were revolting on the pitch too; a 2-1 defeat by hosts South Africa sealed the Frenchmen’s fate.

10. Ronaldo left off the World Cup final team sheet

A somber Ronaldo after the final defeat against France. Photograph: The New York TImes

The biggest team-sheet drama of all time. Brazil’s Ronaldo was the best and most famous footballer in the world in 1998. And when he was listed as a substitute for the World Cup final against France, it was mayhem.

Edmundo was up front instead, but a second team sheet later arrived with Ronaldo now included in the XI.

Confusion was rampant. It was later revealed that Ronaldo had experienced convulsions in his hotel room and was clearly not fit to play.

He was “like a zombie” as he shuffled around the field in a 3-0 defeat. But the ‘Il Fenomeno’ enjoyed a wonderful redemption arc four years later, lifting the fifth World Cup trophy for Brazil and winning the Golden Boot.

9. Rijkaard Spits at Voller, Twice

Rudi Völler, front, of West Germany and Frank Rijkaard of Holland at San Siro in Milan. West Germany won the match 2-1. Photograph: Getty Images

When Netherlands star Frank Rijkaard lobbed a gob of phlegm at the back of West Germany striker Rudi Voller’s curly mullet during a tempestuous last-16 match in 1990, Voller was absolutely incensed.

The players briefly continued a running battle before both being sent off and a clearly overhydrated Rijkaard then did it again as they left the field. Absolutely madness.

8. Maradona’s Failed Drug Test (1994)

It was supposed to be Diego Maradona’s redemption story. Four years earlier, Argentina had lost the final to West Germany, and Maradona arrived in the United States determined to prove he could still dominate football’s biggest stage.

After helping Argentina beat Greece 4-0, Maradona scored a stunning goal and celebrated by sprinting straight towards a television camera, eyes bulging and face contorted.

Following Argentina’s second match against Nigeria, Maradona was selected for a routine doping test. Days later, FIFA announced he had tested positive for ephedrine, a banned stimulant.

One of the greatest players in history, and arguably the biggest star at the World Cup, had been expelled midway through the competition. Maradona insisted the substance came from a nutritional supplement he was taking. FIFA disagreed.

The Argentinians were eliminated by Romania in the last 16, and Maradona never played at a World Cup again.

7. Carry on Playing Even After Two Yellows (2006)

World Cup referees occasionally make mistakes. Few have ever made one quite like this.

During Croatia’s final group-stage match against Australia at the 2006 World Cup, defender Josip Šimunić was booked in the 61st minute by English referee Graham Poll. Late in the game, after a series of fouls and arguments, Poll showed Šimunić a second yellow card in the 90th minute.

The problem was that nothing happened. Šimunić remained on the pitch.

The referee had somehow failed to write down the first booking correctly. He had forgotten that the Croatian defender was already on a yellow card.

Moments after the final whistle, Šimunić again confronted Poll and was shown yet another yellow card; the third booking. Only then did the referee realize his mistake and finally produce the red card.

6. Battle of Santiago (1962)

Italian player Mario David being sent off while an injured Chilean player lies on the ground, during the 1962 World Cup

Things escalated right from kick off at the 1962 World Cup clash between hosts Chile and Italy.

The first foul was awarded after just 12 seconds. Four minutes later, Italian midfielder Giorgio Ferrini became the first player sent off. Refusing to leave the field, he had to be escorted away by armed policemen while play was halted for nearly 10 minutes.

From there, the match spiralled. Players abandoned any pretence of playing football and concentrated on kicking, punching and provoking each other. Chile’s Leonel Sánchez, the son of a professional boxer, broke Italy captain Humberto Maschio’s nose with a left hook and escaped punishment. Later, he punched Mario David, who was then sent off for retaliating.

With Italy reduced to nine men, Chile went on to score twice. But the scoreline was secondary. The match became known as the Battle of Santiago because it was one of the most violent matches football has ever seen.

5. Suarez Lets His Intrusive Thoughts Win – Again (2014)

Uruguay forward Luis Suárez holds his teeth after biting Italian defender Chiellini.
Photograph: Matthias Hangst/Getty Images

Google ‘Suarez bites…’ and the fact multiple predictive options/incidents come up tells you a lot about the Uruguayan striker’s appetite.

Giorgio Chiellini, during Italy’s group-stage match against Uruguay in 2014, was not the first opponent to have Suarez’s over-eager teeth sunk into him (specifically on the shoulder – just ask Brainslav Ivanovic), and this one earned Suarez a four-month ban from the sport.

Someone give that guy a muzzle.

4. Patrick Battiston loses his teeth (1982)

Patrick Battiston lies on the ground as Michel Platini and Didier Six come to his aid.

Nothing much funny about this one. A contender for one of the greatest World Cup matches of all time (West Germany beat France on penalties to reach the 1982 final after a 3-3 classic) is mostly remembered for German goalkeeper Toni Schumacher’s 60th-minute challenge on French defender Patrick Battiston.

Battiston was through on goal and Schumacher jumped into his body with such force that the Frenchman was knocked unconscious, had teeth knocked out, damaged his vertebrae and later slipped into a coma.

Schumacher didn’t exactly show much remorse at the time, although he later apologised for not having checked on Battiston on the field. And for not going to the hospital afterwards. Oh, and the referee didn’t even give a foul.

3. Brazil’s Biggest Heartbreak (2014)

Brazilian fan clutches a replica of the World Cup trophy at the end of the semifinal defeat at the hands of the Germans

No game in history has epitomized the Simpsons ‘Stop! He’s already dead!’ meme more than this.

Were Brazil’s players too emotional to cope with the magnitude of the occasion? Or did they always cry during the national anthems?
Either way, unless you were German or a sadist (or both), this was pure watch-through-your-fingers stuff as Brazil conceded four goals in just six first-half minutes to capitulate in the most humiliating manner imaginable. It was an absolutely stunning event to witness in real time.

Still, it’s not like many people were watching (estimated global audience of around one billion). At least Oscar pulled a goal back.

2. Maradona Scores with Hand

Diego Maradona punches the ball over the head of England’s Peter Shilton to give Argentina a 1-0 lead at the Azteca Stadium. Photograph: Bob Thomas/Getty Images

Madness that he even attempted it? Madness that the goal was given? Or madness that 6ft England goalkeeper Peter Shilton didn’t beat 5ft 5in Maradona to the ball?

This wasn’t just a World Cup quarter-final but payback for England’s win at that stage of the tournament in 1966 and revenge, as Maradona later wrote in his autobiography, for the Falklands War of four years earlier.

The fine line between madness and genius was perfectly encapsulated when Maradona scored an otherworldly solo goal just four minutes later.

1. Zidane’s headbutt

Zinedine Zidane floors Marco Materazzi in the 2006 final
Photograph: John MacDougall/AFP via Getty Images

This one haunts me till this day, and I am not even a France fan.

It ticks all the boxes for the Number 1 spot; shock value, unforeseen violence, one of the greatest footballers of all time, playing in the final match of his career and it’s a World Cup final.

I happened on the opposite half from where the ball was. All of a sudden, the cameras were panning to a fallen Materazzi. Zidane was sent off with a straight red. But why? Why would he, out of the blue, headbutt an Italian defender?

Just in the previous game at the semifinals against Brazil, Zidane had pulled off arguably one of the greatest solo performances in a football match ever.

And he was playing just as good in the final. Oh, what a penalty kick that was!

Apparently Marco Materazzi basically said he’d rather have Zidane’s sister than his shirt and, with Zidane’s sister looking after his unwell mother at the time, the Frenchman saw red and unleashed the most famous headbutt of all time in any sport, perhaps even in history.

“It was only a second, then it was over,” Zidane later said. And what a second it was.

 

 

Editor’s Note: This article is inspired by The Athletic’s ranking of historical World Cup moments.

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